What a Tanker: Play Report

Well, despite the business of work, Lucius and I managed to get two quick battles using our modified What a Tanker! rules (house rules here).

My Soviets watched in envy as we chose to have Brits vs Germans. I played the Allies, fielding 2 Sherman Fireflies and 1 Sherman, while Lucius fielded a Panther Ausf A and a Tiger 1. I didn’t have anything with good armour, but the extra vehicle I thought would help.

The table in late afternoon Sun.

We played angles – going from one corner to another. My tanks seem to have problems getting into gear as they barely moved.

My tanks circled in blue with their initiative dice nearby. The Germans start on the other corner
A turn later and they haven’t moved much

Meanwhile, the big cats ranged fast across the table. The Tiger took up position by the manor house, as the Panther started to get into position to push up the long exposed flank.

My tanks moved up. My plan was to keep my Fireflies together and take out the Panther. The tank in the middle could also try for the Tiger if it moved forward too far. My little Sherman was going to hold down my right and take pot shots.

Firefly passing some transport

The problem was that the Panther was a fast tank, and my Fireflies weren’t fast enough.

Panther with the woods it would drive around in the background

My little Sherman faced down the Tiger down the road and got a shot off at it. It bounced off (2 hits vs 6 armour saves) and my Sherman jockeyed out of the beast’s line of sight.

The Panther roared around the woods and got behind my left flank.

Not what I had envisioned

I brought my Sherman back into the road to distract the Tiger, and Lucius seemed content to move his Panther. He won the initiative as well. Not good.


He raced to get around the farmhouse but ran out of movement. One of my Fireflies followed it around and the other took it out in one shot.

The other Firefly moved up to help out with the Tiger while the Sherman finally realised it wasn’t helping firing at the glacis of a heavy tank with a pop gun so raced up the road on the right.

The Firefly in position fired but didn’t damage the Tiger and the big German tank replied, brewing up the Firefly.

The game is a little less certain now

My remaining Firefly was a bit more wary and worked to get around the Tiger. The little Sherman on the road raced up as the Tiger backed up to make it harder for me to get a rear shot and hit the Firefly, damaging my optics with a poorly rolled strike. My tank did what it needed to though and at close range ended the Tiger.

Game over

Lessons learned from that fight:

  • Lighter tanks can help hold down a flank, but they are far more useful if they can help to force a heavier tank to maneouver. I should have moved my little Sherman up far sooner as it was pretty much useless firing at the front of a Tiger.
  • Keeping a solid line of fire and getting around the flanks can work, but it can also leave you isolated. The Tiger would have been a far bigger threat if it had advanced with the Panther.

The second battle was fast and deadly (to me). We switched up the corners and charged in. The Tiger found a great place to control a large swath of terrain as the fast Panther once again raced up the flank. I wanted to hold a defensive with 1 Firefly as the other 2 tanks worked around the side. The lone Firefly with 9 strike rating would give me far more than a Sherman with 6. The Sherman initially was going to head up to support on the left but changed to race ahead on the right.

Firefly and Sherman head up the middle before the Tiger claimed a great position making the ground on the far side of the brown barn a kill zone. Why that Firefly is in the woods I just don’t know.


Meanwhile, my Sherman forgot that the Tiger could move a little and shoot it. So it got destroyed

Tiger and Panther have claimed the centre of the table. My Sherman is pretty exposed as it races up but runs out of movement.
View from the other side. My Sherman is now burning and that Panther is ready to hunt

The Panther raced through some walls and got to the side of my Firefly before I could do much.

Wait! Tanks can do that! I foolishly forgot how mobile these machines are.

It proceeded into the farm yard and took aim at my Firefly on that flank. I rolled my activation poorly and with only 1 action I turned to face the Panther. No matter, a 9 strike gun vs an armour of 6 and that tank was gone.

In the final turn my remaining Firefly had jockeyed out to hit the Tiger, but didn’t do much and withdrew. The Tiger followed and then it was game over.

Overall, two good, fun and quick games. It was nice to get back into the rules again, and our house rules held up. We’re both slowly getting some early war tanks ready for the Germans, Brits, and Soviets so we can run a little campaign in the Spring or Summer. In the meantime, we’ll still throw some armour on the table to have some fun shooting things up!

Flag 4! Some Cruel Seas Action

So after a bit of a busy week (as evidenced by the fewer posts than normal), Lucius and I got together to try out Warlord’s new Cruel Seas game. Being somewhat familiar with naval operations, I was very intrigued with how Warlord would approach the coastal battles.

In order to learn the rules we played 3 quick games. The first 2 were using the basic rules, while the 3rd added the advanced rules. The rules-as-written are a little clumsy, with some organizational problems (and many pages of errata already released). Despite the clear rush to release, I think that Warlord has a good, fun game here. The rules are simple, the concepts are clear, and it seems to do a good job of the running fights at sea.

For the first fight, being sensible chaps, we used the first scenario in the rules. It’s pretty much a knife fight. Limited room to move, a goal of sinking the enemy and making it off the opposite corner. The highest victory points, the win.

We started in opposite corners. We used the white dice to mark the edges.

Lucius drew his movement first for both boats, so he brought them up and split them, attempting to make it harder for me to shoot. The problem with that is that S-100 boats have their main armament aft. By moving to my sides, he made it much easier for me to get my armament to bear without putting on a turn of speed (which really reduces your accuracy).

In Cruel Seas, you need to roll low on a 1d10 to hit. D6s give damage, reducing your hull points. I had a small chance of hitting at first, but made the most of it!

I quickly pounded one Vosper into kindling and then kept on to open my arcs on the other, and rolled a similar set of dice. My S-100 was barely scratched! Clearly luck has a big role to play in this game. I think that having 2 or 3 boats a side is a good idea so you’re not disappointed by a lucky shot.

For our second outing, the second scenario! Escorting a merchant. I was to be the escort, so had an S-100 and a cardboard merchant. I must say, the starter set has a lot of fun goodies, and this merchant did the trick nicely.

Another limited play area, this one marked by the cardboard buoys in the game. While I like having a shorter distance to cross, the lack of sea-room really ate up tactical flexibility.

This game saw us try out the rules for torpedoes. The Vospers did a good job at hammering my S-100 with their guns, but that wasn’t their target. I concentrated fire on one and was forced into a turn due to the table edge and ended up in a Form 1 ahead of the merchant. The first torpedoes fired missed! Somehow…

The dice show that the ship in question has been activated. A nice visual touch which will make keeping track of things easier. My S-100 has been focussing on keeping its quad-20mm on their vessel just ahead of its beam.

Sadly, despite sinking 1 of the Vospers, the other MTB got 2 good hits with torpedoes and that was the end of the escort. A fun little scenario, but it really left us feeling like the scale was a bit off. The sea-room allowed in the scenarios was far too limiting. Lucius’ MTB was going to cut in front of the tanker, but wasn’t able to due to the edge of the playing surface. As such, we increased the next scenario from 120cm x 90cm to 120cm x 180cm and it seemed about right.

The last game we played was a rescue op. An MTB was left behind after a rough night action. The RN is rushing back and needs to get alongside to remove the survivors. The Germans are trying to capture the boat. It turned out to be a really bad call to try to rush directly to the stricken craft!

A shot as the action developed. My 3 S-boats are trying to get the rescue craft (marked with the life ring) before it can come nicely alongside the smoking MTB in the middle. The other MTBs are being a real nuisance, but my guns are doing some good work.

After charging in at a high rate of knots, Lucius found his designated rescue craft was coming in too hot to make the turn to slow speed by the stricken boat. He had to circle around. Meanwhile, my boats (2 S-100s and a more lightly armed S-38) were attempting to get up close and personal. Using the advanced rules really made this an edgier game. The MTB to the left of the picture above was hammered by a semi-auto 37mm in the bridge and drove off the table edge (and therefore out of the action), unable to act. Another MTB was hurt, but my S-38 boat (on the right) was cut to ribbons and set afire as it sank. The final tally was 3 MTBs sunk, (not including the original stricken vessel), 1 S-38 sunk, and 2 S-100s damaged, 1 of which was barely afloat. So to attempt to save 1 crew, the RN lost 4. Not a good exchange and maybe better left until the RAF could bring some air support in.

The lessons from that engagement were that the advanced rules are a good addition, that the table size needs to be upped in the standard scenarios, and that charging around a high speed may look dramatic but makes it almost impossible to hit anyone or to do accurate shiphandling in the game! No stopping the inboard shaft and changing your advance and transfer. But really, for a tabletop game, this is a good one and has the chance to be excellent if some of the rules are cleaned up and clarified. Shiphandling is only properly done by professional simulation software, and for the purposes of a wargame, the rules here are okay for driving boats around (though the rate of turn at rest is interesting, especially with a single screw ship). There simple game mechanics do mean that there are things that are clearly wrong, but nothing that raises my ire. I am sure that we will be house-ruling some things as we play it more.

Overall, Cruel Seas is not complex or simulationist, but it is fun and gets people putting coastal craft on the table, which is great. I would say that the closest game I have played to it is What a Tanker! by TFL. Very much like What a Tanker! I think that this ruleset will be a nice quick game to break up the more involved wargames we play. I recommend that you take a look at it if you’ve been thinking of it. We will certainly be playing more of it, and we’ll probably be adding some land and air elements for some more fun games in the future (Operation Chariot for instance). Next will be some prep for Chain of Command!

BT